20 Things I Would Rather Do Than Make 2019 Resolutions

 

There are more boring and/or annoying things I would rather do than make New Year's Resolutions, but here are my Top 20: 


Jury Duty


Go Totally Vegan


Watch Reruns Of "Cash Cab"


Explain Twitter To My Mother-in-Law


Subscribe to Redbook


Cardio Crossfit after eating pizza


My Taxes


Hear the Frozen Soundtrack One More Time


Pull Weeds


Paint Easter Eggs


Get a Root Canal


Eat Kale


Give All Of Our Jack Russell Terriers A Bath at The Same Time


Write a blog about Kim Kardashian


Laundry


Call Someone Collect


Wax My Chest


Have a deep, meaningful conversation with a Telemarketer


Accept All Invitations For Facebook Games


Fold A King Size Fitted Sheet


OK GOOD LUCK EVERYONE! (And Happy New Year!) 

 

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