There are more boring and/or annoying things I would rather do than make New Year's Resolutions, but here are my Top 20:
Jury Duty
Go Totally Vegan
Watch Reruns Of "Cash Cab"
Explain Twitter To My Mother-in-Law
Subscribe to Redbook
Cardio Crossfit after eating pizza
My Taxes
Hear the Frozen Soundtrack One More Time
Pull Weeds
Paint Easter Eggs
Get a Root Canal
Eat Kale
Give All Of Our Jack Russell Terriers A Bath at The Same Time
Write a blog about Kim Kardashian
Laundry
Call Someone Collect
Wax My Chest
Have a deep, meaningful conversation with a Telemarketer
Accept All Invitations For Facebook Games
Fold A King Size Fitted Sheet
OK GOOD LUCK EVERYONE! (And Happy New Year!)