Happy Cheesegiving! The CHEESIEST Thanksgiving Jokes!

What kind of music did the Pilgrims like? Plymouth Rock

Why can't you take a turkey to church? They use FOWL language.

Did you hear the one about the turkey who got into a fight? He got the stuffing knocked out of him!

What do you get when you cross a turkey with a banjo? A turkey that can pluck itself!

Who doesn't eat on Thanksgiving? A turkey because it’s always stuffed.

What did baby corn say to mama corn? Where's popcorn?

Why do the pants of pilgrims keep falling down? Because their belt buckles are on their hats!

What does Miley Cyrus eat for Thanksgiving? Twerk-ie!

What did the mother turkey say to her disobedient children? "If your father could see you now, he'd turn over in his gravy!"

Why did the turkey cross the road? It was the chicken's day off.

What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter? Pumpkin pi.

My family told me to stop telling Thanksgiving jokes, but I told them I

couldn't quit "cold turkey".

Thanksgiving is an emotional holiday. People travel thousands of miles to be with people they only see once a year. And then discover once a year is way too often. -Johnny Carson

A potato and a sweet potato meet at a bar. The sweet potato tells the potato,"Hey, I just found out I'm related to you." The potato laughs," I don’t think so." The sweet potato said back,"Yes, I yam."

Dear Turkeys, don't worry...men only love us for our breasts too. Sincerely, women

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