Here Are My Favorite Funny Mississippi State Jokes! :))

 

Did you hear about the power outage at the MSU library? 40 Bulldogs were stuck on the escalator for three hours.


How many MSU freshmen does it take to pass a middle school spelling test? None, it's a sophomore coarse.


How many MSU sophomores does it take to change a light bulb? One but he gets three semester hours.


What does an MSU fan call a 3-9 season?  Progress.


What does State call a 5 star high school commitment?  A future transfer. 


How do you keep a Bulldog from trespassing on your property?  Add a goal line. They will never cross it.


Why doesn’t Mississippi State have ice on the sidelines? The guy with the recipe graduated. 


What is the difference between a Bulldog and Rice Crispies?– Rice Crispies know what to do in a bowl.


Did you hear Taylor Swift is playing at Mississippi State’s stadium? Yes. She is a 10-point favorite to win. 


Finally, I LOVE these from former LSU baseball coach Skip Bertman:


NASA is moving the space program to Starkville because it has no atmosphere.


Team plane lands in Starkville, and the pilot says 'Welcome to Starkville, please set your clocks back 20 years!" 


When we book our hotel room in Starkville, we always ask for a room without a view. 

 

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