WHO DAT!! Our All-Time Favorite Atlanta Falcons Jokes!

PERFECT timing after the Saints demoralized the Falcons, putting up 534 yards of total offense and escaping with a 43-37 win in overtime Sunday. First, this classic ad with Sean Payton. and then we'll get to the real dirt on the Dirty Birds.  Remember with Atlanta, we don't need to tell dirty jokes. The Falcons are the birds who are obviously more than dirty enough. 

Here's one that fits from a cheesy DJ: 

Owner Arthur Blank is considering moving the Atlanta Falcons to the Philippines. Once there, he will change the name to the Manila Folders!

Here are my personal Top 10 from Jokes4Us.com-CLICK HERE FOR MORE. 

A Falcons fan doesn't always eat pastries, but when he does it's usually a turnover. 

Q: What do the Atlanta Falcons and a Chick-Fil-A manager have in common? A: Neither one shows up for work on Sunday. 

Q: How many Falcons fans does it take to change a light bulb? A: None they are happy living in New Orleans' shadow! 

Q: What is a Atlanta Falcons fan's favorite w(h)ine? A: "We can't beat New Orleans. WAAAAA!" 

Q: What's the difference between the Atlanta Falcons and a dollar bill? A: You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill. 

AND...There are DOZENS more that are hysterical! CREDIT: Jokes4Us.co

OK, OK ... 5 more. 

Q: What's the difference between the Falcons and cigarettes? A: Sean Payton doesn't SMOKE cigarettes. 

Q: How many Atlanta Falcons does it take to change a tire? A: One, unless it's a blowout, in which case they all show up. 

Q: What does an Atlanta Falcons fan do when his team has won the Super Bowl? A: He turns off the PlayStation.

Q: Did you hear that Atlanta's football team doesn't have a website? A: They can't string three "W's" together. 

My wife was about to put my son in an Atlanta Falcons jersey, but I reminded her it was a choking hazard.

And, if you ask ANY Saints fan which game was their favorite win, they might say - "ALL of them!"  But this Monday Night Football game after the Superdome first opened after Hurricane Katrina has to be near the top of the list. I never get tired of watching this Steve Gleason block.  

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