Here's one that fits from a cheesy DJ:
Owner Arthur Blank is considering moving the Atlanta Falcons to the Philippines. Once there, he will change the name to the Manila Folders!
A Falcons fan doesn't always eat pastries, but when he does it's usually a turnover.
Q: What do the Atlanta Falcons and a Chick-Fil-A manager have in common? A: Neither one shows up for work on Sunday.
Q: How many Falcons fans does it take to change a light bulb? A: None they are happy living in New Orleans' shadow!
Q: What is a Atlanta Falcons fan's favorite w(h)ine? A: "We can't beat New Orleans. WAAAAA!"
Q: What's the difference between the Atlanta Falcons and a dollar bill? A: You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.
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Q: What's the difference between the Falcons and cigarettes? A: Sean Payton doesn't SMOKE cigarettes.
Q: How many Atlanta Falcons does it take to change a tire? A: One, unless it's a blowout, in which case they all show up.
Q: What does an Atlanta Falcons fan do when his team has won the Super Bowl? A: He turns off the PlayStation.
Q: Did you hear that Atlanta's football team doesn't have a website? A: They can't string three "W's" together.
My wife was about to put my son in an Atlanta Falcons jersey, but I reminded her it was a choking hazard.
And, if you ask ANY Saints fan which game was their favorite win, they might say - "ALL of them!" But this Monday Night Football game after the Superdome first opened after Hurricane Katrina has to be near the top of the list. I never get tired of watching this Steve Gleason block.