10 New Jokes To Get Under The Gator Skin Of A Florida Fan.

The last time I wrote some pot shots at a team or fans, was at the expense of the Mississippi State Bulldogs. One fan even called my boss’s boss in Atlanta to complain about my personal insults. Even though the blog was not abusive or vulgar, this rude dude tried to get me reprimanded or fired.

Spoiler Alert: I didn’t. The jokes were all in good fun, if not in cheesy taste. The big boss thought so too. So, if you’re a Florida fan, and you get offended, I answer, “Try the decaf.” Then, go talk to LSU QB Joe Burrow. He’ll tell you straight up he hates Florida, whereas I just find the Gators annoying.

 

Now to the Tiger joke strategy to get under their UF hides.

1. If you have a car containing a Gator wide receiver, a Gator linebacker, and a Gator defensive back, who is driving the car? The cop.

2. A man walks into a store and says, "I would like an orange hat, blue pants, green sweater, and white shoes." The clerk says, "Are you a Gator fan?" "Yes," replies the man, "How did you guess--by the color combination?" "No," answers the clerk, "because this is a hardware store."

3. Why did UF replace the grass with cardboard at The Swamp? They always look better on paper.

4. Why did Forrest Gump choose Alabama over the University of Florida? He wanted an academic challenge.

5. Most UF football players will tell you that they can spot a fake person a mile away. Except for LSU kickers.

 

6. What's the difference between a Florida Gators fan and a carp? One is a scum sucking bottom-feeder, and the other is a fish.

7. A guy walks into a bar and says, "Hey bartender, did you ever hear the one about the Florida Gators?" Four huge men stand up, and one of them says, "Dude, we play football at UF, you wanna tell that joke to us?" The guy replies, "Nah, I’d have to explain it four times."

8. The skimpy outfits of the Florida cheerleaders used to sport stockings and a garter worn high above the knee back in the day. They had to stop, however, since the Florida football team started the practice themselves.

9. Why do Florida players have such beautiful noses? They’re hand-picked.

10. What’s the difference between Gainsville and yogurt? Yogurt has an active living culture.

CONTRIBUTIONS FROM JOKES4US.COM

Feel free to add some more at the below, but keep ‘em clean.

 
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