The suggestions on how to get started on those pesky resolutions are popping up everywhere....and I have my responses to all of them!
THINGS I WOULD RATHER DO THAN MAKE STUPID NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTIONS!
Go Totally Vegan
Dance the tango on national TV
Explain Twitter To My Mother-in-Law
Subscribe to Redbook
Hear the Frozen Soundtrack One More Time
Get a Root Canal
Make Hand Turkeys
Give My Jack Russell Terriers A Bath
Go To A Nickelback Concert
Photograph Kim Kardashian
Call Someone Collect
Wax My Chest
Talk To A Telemarketer
Accept All Invitations For Facebook Games
Fold A King Size Fitted Sheet
ARE YOU KIDDING ME NOW???