Slammin' Saban! Our Top Insults For Bama Hate Week!

posted by Scotty Mac - 


  • Nick Saban’s birthday was yesterday, and there is some confusion about his actual age. It’s either 66 or 666. Difficult to determine.
  • Nick Saban rides the clutch, so he won’t be such a JERK.
  • Nick Saban eats salmon on Thanksgiving.
  • Elephants weigh up to 250 pounds at birth, which makes them the biggest babies on earth after Nick Saban.
  • Nick Saban’s gene pool needs chlorine.
  • When Nick Saban says something totally shocking, it’s always kind words to a reporter.
  • Nick Saban puts Lil’ Smokies and kale in his jambalaya.
  • Nick Saban skips the Texas toast and orders extra slaw at Cane’s, then uses ketchup on his strips.
  • Nick Saban likes to turn left on Highland Road.
  • Nick Saban always gives socks for Christmas.
  • Nick Saban wears gloves when he eats crawfish.
  • Nick Saban uses expired coupons, then demands to speak to the manager.
  • Nick Saban gave nothing but Dum Dum suckers for Halloween.
  • Nick Saban only eats Campbell’s gumbo.

More #BamaHateWeek from Twitter. CAUTION: Adult humor.

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