Before we get to the Auburn game in Tiger Stadium Saturday afternoon, I got this idea to find the best Auburn jokes out there. SO, I went to the place where I knew I could get the BEST of the best ones: Alabama fans. There is no secret they HATE each other. So, we're borrowing some funny creativity for our LSU applications. Here we GEAUX!
Alabama State Troopers are cracking down on speeders heading into Auburn . For the first offense, they give you two Auburn tickets. If you get stopped a second time, they make you use them.
Q. What do you call 47 football fans around a TV watching all the Bowl Games?
A. The Auburn Tigers.
Q. How do you keep an Auburn team out of your yard?
A. Put up goal post.
Q. Where do you go in Auburn in case of a tornado?
A. To the football field - they never get a touchdown there!
Q. What do you call a Auburn player with a National Championship ring?
A. A thief.
Q. What's the difference between the Auburn Tigers and a dollar bill?
A. You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.
Q. What do the Auburn Tigers and a possums have in common?
A. Both play dead at home and get killed on the road!
This from sports headlines, as the allegations came to light yesterday (10-11). Auburn officials report they are investigating a staff tutor who took a test for a football player. Officials claim that the university should not be punished, since the tutor failed the test.