14 Of The FUNNIEST Beach Quotes Ever!

There's actually more I found, but these are my favorites. 

  • Happier Than A Seagull With A French Fry. 
  • Beach More…Worry Less.
  • You Had Me At Aloha.
  • Tropic Like It’s Hot.
  • How To Have A Beach Body:  Have A Body.  Go To The Beach.
  • Love You To The Beach And Back!
  • Be Shore Of Yourself.
  • Sea’s Life Moments.
  • Never Worry About Pier Pressure. 
  • I Need Some Vitamin Sea!
  • It’s The Politics Of The Beach: FLIP FLOPS!
  • Politicians Even Lie On The Beach. 
  • Leave A Message On My ShellPhone. I’ll be Mermaidin’ It.
  • If Dorothy Can Click Her Heels Together And Get Together, Then why Can't I click My Flip Flops Together, And Get To The Beach?? 


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